Downtown Atlantic, Boerum Hill

Poached Eggs, Smoked Salmon, Hash + Bloody Mary

Downtown Atlantic is the lamest place for brunch. J always insists
on it because they do eggs and gravy. Big whoop. It's my fault,
though, because I originally suggested it a while ago because their
bloody marrys are listed as $5 on the website. Much to my dismay,
they're actually $8. That's quite a discrepancy. The smoked salmon was
awful. It tasted like it came from an MRE. Gross. Someone actually sang
"Happy Birthday" to a child while we waited. I couldn't remember the
last time I heard that in NYC. I'm such a lesbian.